Close up of the table. The world's best fitting jeans under my glass of OJ.
The table from afar.
Kitchen contextualized. Black panther on the fridge.
"What's up with that multi-colored elevated circle in the middle of that room?" you might ask yourself. Well, dear reader, Dave decoupaged his table. Decoupage. DEK YOU PAJ. Scientists claim that the word has a Latin origin and stands for "Decorate Eclectic Kangaroos Yearly On Underbelly Pouchy After Jamming".
Decoupaging is when you glue colored paper onto objects. Sound exciting? Not really. Look exciting? You bet! Dave chose the theme of ridiculous 1950's advertisements for the table, resulting in unendingly interesting sit downs when you could look at the pattern under your cup, plate, spoon, fork, knife, napkin, salt or pepper shaker, ashtray, napkin holder resembling flamingo, pair of dice, slice of watermelon, and never get bored.
His creation inspired me to do one of my own. He explained the process, and soon enough I stumbled across a record shop in Philadelphia selling milk crates of old records for one dollar a piece. After gathering thirty of the most colorful album covers, I went inside the store (yes, these albums were actually displayed outside of the store - shows how much they care!) and the clerk told me to name my own price.
I left Philly with some funky looking album covers. I cut them up to fit our living room table, glued them down, and poured varnish over top for protection. Below is the final product!
Thank you, Dave!